Asmosis the Annotinous' Available Aeronautical Assets - Issue #1092

BARGE SAILORS OF TROIKA!

-Share the dried cysts of a saint!
-Pass cerumenal superfluity aurally!
-Receive an insectoid enema!

All these cutting-edge treasures and more await inside the latest edition of Asmosis the Annotinous' Available Aeronautical Assets, EST. 291 STC.  
Brought to you by the eponymous business magnate at only a small fee.

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A (mostly) in-universe equipment catalogue for Troikan explorers and sailors of the golden barges, in the style of a Victorian advertising catalogue.

Featuring...
-21 new items! (Including a psychoedipal projector)
-11 new weapons! (Featuring a flesh magnet)
-11 new potions! (Containing finest parrot squeezings)
-10 new spells! (Learn to astrally poke your frenemies)

According to leading Mathmologists, this totals 52 NEW TOYS to play with! This should all also be printer friendly, should you fancy a little DIY.

Go on then and jump into Asmosis' treasure trove... you know you want to!

Art-free PDF always free to download. 
If the art-copy reaches above $10 in sales (or 10 ratings!) I will make a grungier version with grunge over the "ink" parts for the grunge-enjoyers out there. 

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Words by Ewen Macalister for the Troika Jam 2024.
Art by innumerable public domain talents (and also Ewen).

With extra thanks to;
The Gonzo GM for hosting the jam.
Melsonia's Dan and Andrew for their incredible legacy.
JoeyV for the excellent Haggle price system.
WorthyTown for discerning the Goose-Grease Standard.
Brian Yaksha for The Catlands Jazzband Gazetter.
Evlyn Moreau, Sofia Ramos, and Luna P. for the (upcoming!) Goblin Mail.

And the reader, as always.