Never, in the history of the crystal spheres, has such a collection of idiocy and foolhardiness coalesced. They call it "a government". It has declared universal jurisdiction.

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A single dungeon room, and hopping hireling, for Troika!

Please forgive the slightly slap-dash nature, this was cobbled together in an hour.

Written by Ewen Macalister for the 2024 Troika Dungeon Jam!
Art by Snailkeeper.
With thanks to jakemartingraves for organising this particular community initiative.